The systemic oppression of peoples and what it says about God.

I myself am a Christian; I firmly believe in the existance of God. But when I was a child, one question plagued me: if God was real, why did he allow the persecution of peoples unfairly? Not just the Jews, or the black man or womankind, but the Smurfs, the Blue people, and the Catboy. I feel I have... FINALLY... reached a conclusion: God is not cruel. These, these injustices, are tests, tests of our faith, our humanity, our ascension to heaven is DEPENDANT on the protection of the Smurfs. THIS. IS. TRUTH. So next time you hear someone say Blue people are Smurfs, or those with antennae don't deserive rights; FIGHT BACK! Nothing, but the ring I wear on my finger. Do you, then, render justice to me; have compassion on a monarch who has experienced such unworthy treatment, and put more faith in my actions, than in the calumnies of my deadly foes.